Transcribed by Nan
Bob 1:24
We’ll see what iON reveals tonight. So, we would put… let’s put Michael on. I don’t know where Gregg and Ginney are. Okay, so that… this is iON. Is that you, iON, right there?
iON 1:44
Yay! The race is on, and here comes pride in the back stretch. Heartache pullin’ to the inside. That’s good, Bob.
Bob 1:52
Okay, Michael.
iON 1:54
We came back early ’cause we had enough of your insipid energy and your stupid Brent crap. We’ve had enough of that shit. Oh, we’re glad to get some good stuff here. We have things to do tonight. I don’t give a fuck what y’all wanna do, we got things to do. Michael…
Bob 2:09
What did you say? Did you say my — Bob’s insipid energy or Brent’s insipid energy?
iON 2:14
Brent’s insipid energy. Now he’s here. He don’t believe nothin’. He don’t know nothin’. [Bob laughs] He’s waitin’ on the last 19 things iON said to come true. But here he is again, one more time. It’s like a moth to the flame. You know, it’s like run! We would say run motherfucker, run! Get out while you got a chance! But we wouldn’t say that. But here he is back to the new landing capsule to see what’s in the alien transferal position. So, we’ll be soft with this.
Bob 2:48
Yeah, the communist Jean, communist Jean doesn’t like competition. She finds this new horse race enervating, or whatever the word is.
iON 2:54
He says, he says, “Never left, but still, no wave. What kind of wave? You waitin’ on a wave? Oh, you want some snow in California? No, you want some rain in California? They call it a new thing in California now; it’s an astronomic rain. It’s like above an astronomic river. Pretty fun.
Bob 3:17
Okay, so, what did I just say? Enter. Oh, yes, Jean the communist doesn’t like competition. Okay, well, Michael, you there? You ready to go, Michael?
iON 3:31
Better make it good. We’re on point.
Bob 3:33
What is Michael gonna say? What’s he gonna say after this long [inaudible]?
iON 3:36
We haven’t even… Well, no, we don’t… He’s gonna ask the right questions, so bring him on if he’s got power. Hurry up before they turn the juice off.
Bob 3:45
You’re not comin’ through, Michael.
Michael 3:48
Let’s do it right by starting with the Bob question.
Bob 3:52
Yeah, about me.
iON 3:53
Be very careful. Be very careful. There’s some incredulity…
Michael 3:54
Yeah. It’s a delicate one, iON, but…
iON 4:00
There’s a waft, a waste, a waft of incredulity in the air regarding Bob. [Bob chuckles] So, go ahead.
Michael 4:09
What is the mechanism by which Bob does things, but has no awareness that he’s done them?
iON 4:16
Oh, that’s easy! He’s ridiculous. He’s like William Irwin. He’s like William Irwin Thompson. He says a bunch of shit but doesn’t believe any of it until it shows up, and he’s like, “Oh yeah, I said that 25 years ago.” That’s our Bob.
Michael 4:36
So, I asked ChatGPT about Bob and iON, and ChatGPT has no clue about either of you, which I find extraordinary, iON, because…
iON 4:53
No, it’s great. That’s great. That means you’re under the radar. That means Bob can live one more day. He’s workin’ overtime.
Bob 5:00
Yeah, it’s like the RnA drops; they can’t see us under the microscope; there’s nothin’ there! [laughs]
iON 5:07
Yeah, they look and they say there’s nothin’ there. Yeah, but that’s what’s givin’ Scott, it’s givin’ Scott a little break so he can get himself together. He’s been workin’ really…
Bob 5:08
Yeah.
iON 5:08
He’s been workin’ hard. Shut up, Bob, you’re sayin’ too much. Don’t talk so much. [Bob chuckles] Don’t — quit. Don’t do that. Don’t do that.
iON 5:22
We like Michael.
Michael 5:25
It’s amazing for being the most recorded voice on the internet that you can be completely invisible, Bob. [Bob laughs]
iON 5:31
Precisely! That’s precisely — hey, hey, hey! And he’s got nice chest hair. He’s got good hair, and he’s got the best bush on the internet. I mean, you can’t beat that. Go to the granny porn section, you can see it all. It’s unbelievable. It’s kinda like Jimi Hendrix with an afro around your penis. It’s unbelievable. You can’t believe it, it’s unfathomable. It’s like Bob.
Michael 5:55
Okay, fine. How do angels communicate with each other, iON?
iON 6:02
Okay, they don’t. They’re on one sphere, one sphere, one spherical position, meaning they compensate themselves. We said compensate themselves, one to the other. So, they know. So, Bob would say this is a good explanation or experience regarding the hive mind. That’s what Bob would say. But Bob’s not sure ’cause if you ask him again, he’s like, “I don’t know. Who the fuck listens to me? Don’t listen to me. I don’t know anything.” You know. So, yeah.
Michael 6:41
That question was inspired by the fact that you said astrology was developed by the angels. What then do they use astrology for, iON?
iON 6:51
Markers. Markers. They’re placeholders that gauge position. Basically, they don’t know where you are. Humans, like women, are mercurial; they up and they down; they like it and they don’t; they’re for it and they’re against it. [echo] What is all the fallout about, Bob? Fix that. All this babble, babble, babble, once that’s cleared up, then they have to… Come on Bob, turn it off! Just like this; like Bob. So, then they communicate from a position that, say, they already know. That’s what it’s at. They hear a blather, and then they know. Kinda like that, that echo reverb you’re hearing right now. It’s almost a good example like that. And he didn’t even know he was able to do it, that, that Bob. Turn off the Soundflower!! [Bob chuckles]
Michael 7:52
So, is angel talk a kind of marker as well, but more…
iON 7:56
[speaks in angel talk] Like that, honey.
Michael 8:09
Yeah, like that. Does that serve as a type of marker for the angels?
iON 8:15
Ask Carolyn. Ask Carolyn. She’s the best at it so far as she stomps down hell hill.
Michael 8:22
Yeah, I was… I had an image tonight of the, of the Marriage Supper of the Lamb. Bob will be deejaying, and Carolyn will be making the angel talk.
iON 8:35
[laughs] Bob won’t be deejaying, Bob will be naked, strap buck naked, dancin’ in front of everybody. And Carolyn’s like, Bob, put your damn clothes on. Bob, put your damn clothes on. He’s like, no, no, no. He’d be buck dancin’, strap buck naked, like on Makena Beach. He’s been down there a few times too, but don’t tell Carolyn.
Michael 8:56
So, with CERN, you said, “if antimatter works, but it doesn’t.” So, I was wondering, what is the intent behind their attempt to manipulate antimatter?
iON 9:09
Okay, one second. Just one second. Just a second. Bob. [slight pause] Bob! We like to wait on Bob.
Michael 9:10
Crumbs.
iON 9:10
Yeah, no. No, we got this already.
Bob 9:16
I’m eating. I’m eating.
iON 9:28
I don’t need you to eat. I need you unmute Bert for one second, ’cause he’s got an image that’ll answer his question for the hydrogen position. So, just unmute Bert for a second. Leave him alone. He’ll be quiet, la, la, la, but don’t break up the flow. So what the fuck are you eatin’ for? It’s only 4:30 in the afternoon. What the fuck are you doin’? You don’t need to be eatin’ this time of day you crazy man.
Bob 9:28
I got up real early today.
iON 9:43
Ah. Well, did you see the picture of the ham and eggs? Did you see the picture of the ham and eggs? Carolyn will show you.
Bob 10:04
No.
iON 10:06
You should see ’em, it’s amazing. We got that. We choked that down real good. Okay. Bert.
Bert 10:13
Hey, iON.
iON 10:14
What is that? He’s askin’ a question about hydrogen interaction, which we’re interested in. We like, we like that. We’re not mad about that. We just want you… Okay, what’s your name? Nikolas? [Bert chuckles]
Michael 10:15
That’s Michael here, iON.
iON 10:21
Michael? You’re Michael? Okay, Michael, ask it again. Ask the question again, and we’re gonna let Bertron talk a minute, just a second. Not much. He’s not gonna say much, he’ll say a little bit. So, go ahead.
Michael 10:42
Yeah, I do agree this question is above my paygrade, but Bert will handle it.
iON 10:48
Well, we’re gonna help you. We’ll help you. We’ll help you. We a nigga that fucks with niggas. It’s alright with us. We got that.
Michael 10:57
So, Bert, I was asking about CERN, and I said iON once said, “if antimatter works, but it doesn’t.” So, I asked iON, what is the intent behind the attempt by CERN to manipulate antimatter?
iON 11:12
This is the hydrogen. This is the hydrogen diagram that you already have –
Bert 11:19
Hey, okay!
iON 11:20
- that you drug out of us. That you drug out of us as a power source. That’s what he’s ask… He doesn’t even… He doesn’t even know what the fuck he’s talkin’ about. He doesn’t even know what he’s asking. What he’s asking is is how the hydrogen –
Bert 11:35
Oh.
iON 11:35
- how hydrogen… Oh, wait! One more thing. You told Bob the other day you didn’t have no more questions. What the fuck does that mean? Are you out of questions or are you just recycled? Or are you just backed up? [laughs]
Bert 11:35
I have questions, iON. I have questions. [Michael chuckles]
iON 11:43
Okay, Bob, Bert didn’t quit, Bob. Bert didn’t quit.
Bert 11:53
No, I have questions. I was, I was… my brain was wiped from the last engagement because you closed like two large loops that I’ve had over the years So… but I have more.
iON 12:05
Who the fuck is Benjamin? Why are we listenin’ to him?
Bert 12:08
[chuckles] Okay, Michael, it’s funny you bring this question up, and iON ties me in. My Tech Body radar alerted me to a discovery that just happened on third of March regarding some scientists in Australia. They discovered an enzyme that converts air into energy, and what it uses is is an enzyme; uses small amounts of hydrogen in the atmosphere to produce an electric current. And that just happened.
iON 12:42
An ohmerage collectible. An ohmerage collectible current. Because without ohmerage, you don’t have electricity. So, excellent. So, that answered that question. Okay, now, what else you got home skillet? Hurry up, we got things to do. Hey, there ain’t gonna be no private session tonight. Y’all got all night, so y’all better get on your A-game. All this feudin’, fightin’ and fuckin, y’all better start early. Get over with it. They’ll sober up time we get into the good stuff.
Michael 13:12
All right, iON, so speaking about sobriety, what other mechanisms are there to bring awareness to our sleep time parallel world traveling?
iON 13:26
You don’t, you don’t have that. What… so, okay, rather than…mmm…
Michael 13:38
My full question is aside from…
iON 13:41
Rather than slappin’ your jaws, rather than slappin’ your jaws, you need to ask that a different way, because you don’t have a sleeping experience. I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. You don’t do that.
Michael 13:51
Well, go to sleep…
iON 13:52
You don’t go to bed and go to sleep.
Michael 13:53
No, I get that.
iON 13:55
Okay.
Michael 13:56
I get that. I get that. So when we, when we go to bed and we have… we enter the parallel worlds.
iON 14:04
Well, maybe. You may or may not. See, you’re speakin’ things into it. Just calm… calm down. Slow your roll. Just say the words without all that intimation of what you’re tryin’ to say. Don’t add things to it. Just say the words, and we’ll answer the question. Come on now.
Michael 14:22
How do we bring more awareness to our parallel travelling?
iON 14:26
You don’t. You don’t! You don’t! That’s what’s wrong with ya. Goddamn it, that’s what’s wrong with ya. Drop the… The drawbridge, London Bridge is falling down. The drawbridge is down. Cross. Stop worrying about crossing over. Cross. Go with that and see the things that you see. Bert! Help this child of God to figure out what he’s not seeing. He’s trying to figure out how he goes somewhere else to see what he sees. That’s what he’s askin’: How do I go across the river, the River Thames. How do I go across the River Thames to see what’s on the other side? How do I, how do I live in the Rive Gauche side of life if I can’t see it? Bert does this with his eyes on. Poor Rosanna.
Michael 15:12
Well, the OAs…
iON 14:56
Poor Rosanna. We love Rosanna.
Michael 15:18
Are the OAs applicable here, iON?
iON 15:18
If you can’t, if you don’t, if you don’t know how to get home. If you don’t know how to get home, then yes. But if you know how to get home, you don’t need it. Hey, Bert, do the Conjure of Sacrifice. Just like that. Just like…
Bert 15:36
Okay. It is time, Lord, from the dry dust out of these chains from the devil’s house. It is time, Lord. Take me from the dry dust. Break me out of these chains. Bring me from a devil’s house. Take me out of darkness. Walk me out of blindness. Lift me out of sadness. Save me from my damned-ness. Please, Lord. Take his blood and take his spit and take his bones and take his mouth and take his hair and take his heart and take his tongue and take his breath. It is time, Lord, take me from the dry dust. Break me out of these chains. Bring me from a devil’s house. Take me out of darkness. Walk me out of blindness. Lift me out of sadness.
Michael 16:13
Amen.
iON 16:13
God. Goddamn!
Bob 16:15
Bert. Don’t you ever say those fuckin’ words again. [Michael, Bert laugh]
iON 16:23
He says ’em all the time. He says ’em every day!
Bob 16:26
That stupid, fuckin’ poem. Fuckin’ Lord Byron looks good against that shit. That’s a bunch of fuckin’ … [overtalk/indistinct]…
iON 16:33
Lord Byron. Now he’s gonna talk about Lord Byron. We said about Lord Byron. He’s now bringin’ up Lord Byron. [Bob laughs] He doesn’t know, he doesn’t know about, he doesn’t know about the other dude.
Bob 16:45
[laughs] Yeah, Bert, I mean, that’s such a silly poem. Please refrain from that anymore. Okay, Bert? I’m in charge here.
iON 16:52
No, that’s a, that’s a…
Bob 16:53
I overrule, I overrule iON.
iON 16:55
No. Then, good. You should have had a show the last three weeks if you’re into all that charge. You should have done all that then. If you’re all that and a bag of chips, then you don’t need us. Just carry on with your position. It’s all good. You can leave.
Bob 17:12
And iON’s on probation, Bert, just so you know. So, no sucking up to iON anymore or JW.
iON 17:17
Yeah, don’t. Don’t worry about us. Don’t worry about us. Don’t worry, don’t worry about us. We beat the best paroles y’all got goin’ so far, so it’s all good. Do what you do. Hey, as Jesus said to Judas, do what you’re gonna do and do it quickly. Alright. Now, back to your ridiculous position.
Bob 17:34
What’s iON saying there is no private session? You’re gonna find out who did Jesus talk to on the Emmaus road tonight. You’re gonna be shocked. [laughs]
Michael 17:47
Ah!
iON 17:47
You can’t say that. You can’t say that, Bob.
Bob 17:47
Bert says so. Carolyn says so.
iON 17:52
Carolyn! Carolyn, you are right. We should reconsider Bob being in charge. We should reconsider Bob being in charge. She’s right. Carolyn questioned it all along.
Bob 18:02
She was wrong. Okay, carry on — whatever the hell you’re talking about.
iON 18:06
Carry on whatever bullshit you carry on about.
Bob 18:13
Who’s Benjamin? Who’s Ben? [laughs]
Michael 18:16
iON, iON, what causes angels to smell of hyacinth? And how…
iON 18:20
Oh. That’s the… stop! That’s the perception that, that’s the perception that you gain from an ethereal being. They don’t. That’s your telltale. That’s gotta… that would be like asking Bob the question, “Why do the skunks stink when they spray you?” So that you will leave them alone. See?
Michael 18:47
So, so etherealism…
iON 18:48
Stop! STOP! Goddamn, why do you keep talkin’? Shut up!
Bob 18:54
[chuckles] Yeah, what’s wrong with you Michael for fuck sake? Your question is way too long.
iON 18:58
What is wrong with you? Skunks spray you with a scent that’s not pleasant so that you will leave the quote, quote skunk alone. Right?
Michael 19:10
Right.
iON 19:12
Angels have the essence of…
Bob 19:15
Angels have a pleasant smell.
iON 19:16
Well, not so much. But in the gardenia smell the angels have are to give you — that’s their way or your way of knowing that they are afoot. ‘Cause they will… they won’t spray you, they’ll slay you is the difference.
Michael 19:32
Well, why wouldn’t they use a revolting smell rather than, iON?
iON 19:37
Some people find gardenia as revolting.
Carolyn 19:40
They’re trying to draw you in.
Michael 19:42
That’s right.
Carolyn 19:42
Fuck you in.
iON 19:43
And some people find…
Bob 19:50
It’s so cute when Carolyn swears. Little Carolyn [iON laughs] [indistinct].
iON 20:02
Some people, some people, some people find gardenia is revolting, that scent. You see?
Michael 20:09
Yeah, if you’re alert and someone has a stinky perfume, that kind of thing.
iON 20:15
Well, don’t say stinky. They say, they say strong where it takes over the whole environ. It’s not necessarily stinky. It might be a good scent, but it just overwhelms you in your position. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?
Michael 20:29
Okay.
iON 20:29
It’s to let you know what’s up. Right? It’s like when you have, when you have bad gas. When you have gas, bad gas. When you have to tell the people in your environ that there’s trouble in the air, that there’s trouble in the air. [Bob laughs] Bob’s never had gas. Bob’s never had gas in his entire life. He’s laughin’ like he knows what it is.
Bob 20:50
I never farted. I never, ever farted.
iON 20:52
He’s never, he’s never had flatulence. He’s never had flatulence his whole life.
Bob 20:58
I never farted. I never farted.
iON 21:00
Carolyn kept him on the straight and narrow. We don’t have…
Michael 21:04
It’s like that song, Bob.
iON 21:07
Yeah, yeah.
Michael 21:08
That song: I never farted. I never farted you a nose garden. [Bob laughs]
iON 21:11
Yeah, a nose garden. That’s right. That was, that was Pamela Anderson. You remember her, Pamela Anderson?
Bob 21:23
Yeah, yeah.
iON 21:25
I beg your pardon.
Bob 21:26
She was the first jumbo star. You know, the big screen.
iON 21:30
Yeah, she was hot. She could, she could get it. She could get it.
Carolyn 21:31
[in background] Jumbotron.
Bob 21:31
Jumbotron.
iON 21:31
Jumbotron. She could get it. She could get it, it’s alright. She can get it.
Bob 21:37
So, did you, did you, Michael, talk about CERN and hydrogen? Was that the topic?
iON 21:43
Yeah, we did. We did. We did. And he, actually, Bert actually had the heads-up because Bert knows stuff. Hey, Bob, how we gonna keep Bert from tellin’ what he knows?
Bob 21:56
He’ll learn pretty fast. As soon as he tries to, his fuckin’ fingernails will fall off, then his skin will fall off. He’ll fuckin’ learn.
iON 22:03
Ah, okay. Okay, ’cause let me tell you what home skillet. Hey! Is everybody glad we came back for a final rundown, or show-show or whatever this is?
Michael 22:14
If Bert’s fingernails fall off, I want to keep them for my Coldplay unit, thank you very much.
iON 22:19
You better have ’em. [background grinding noise] Oh, my God, now we’re grinding things. Grind it, honey! Grind it! Grind it! That’s what you do, grind it. [Carolyn laughs in background] Carolyn’s makin’, Carolyn’s makin’ a poultice. She’s grindin’ stuff.
Carolyn 22:30
No, I’ve got work to do. Sometimes you have to work around here.
Bob 22:42
She’s shredding all the evidence.
iON 22:42
Shredding the evidence, that’s right. They must have run out of lime in the library ’cause she’s grinding it up into pulp.
Bob 22:50
What’d you do after CERN?
Michael 22:52
We spoke about angels, the smell of angels, the hyacinth.
Bob 22:55
No, before that, after CERN.
Michael 22:58
We were talking about parallel world traveling, and iON was…
Bob 23:03
Oh yeah, he put you down. You were [inaudible]
Michael 23:06
Yeah, it was a bit of a… [Bob laughs]
iON 23:11
It was ridiculous. Even Eugene, even Eugene was saying, what the fuck are you talkin’ about? Eugene normally gets stuff. Even Eugene said, what the fuck. Alright, come on, let’s go. You got things to do.
