I just received an update from “Mr. Robot”—a SubDeanie and regular iONaut who travels the worlds on my behalf:
Bob,
I made it to Ukraine, and as predicted, chaos has already begun to unfold here. The TECH body has been noticing and there are whispers of your name and ION’s presence in the subcultures here with the imminent arrival of the second alien group. Lots of UFO activity at night around Ukraine.It’s funny because it’s in the art graffiti on the walls everywhere here in Kyiv too… the smiling man smoking the pipe who looks like a cia agent… little aliens in the background of the graffiti murals… people constantly on their phones waiting for ION to bump their ESP while walking their little dogs.There are also people here that regularly make pilgrimages to Chernobyl in order to meditate, pick up some slack, and imbibe MORE RADIATION as they feel it enhances their auras and chi fields. The president of Ukraine, Zelensky, is a former famous COMEDIAN and entertainer, who won the national elections in a joke. He’s like you BOB, and kgb or whoever has already tried to take him out several times and failed. Another president of a large country imititating what Bob does! We’re ready, Ukraine is ready, and the world is ready for you to show up and make your speech to the UN about who’s REALLY IN CHARGE, or at least dance on the Resolute Desk in the white house, now that the Queen has been taken out of the picture.
Hail Bob and praise Carolyn! So long and thanks for all the fish ION!
Cheers,