Transcription by Nan.
Linda R 0:01
Hey, iON, what’s going on with the Pentagon shooting today?
iON 0:07
Shooting? Wasn’t shooting. There were no shooting at the Pentagon today. They’re on lockdown. They lost a quadrant. The empire’s striking back. There wasn’t no shooting. People got killed. A lot of people got killed today because the aliens gettin’ loud ’cause they know the jig’s up. Carolyn knows all about it. She got, she got briefed on it.
Linda R 0:33
So,
Bob 0:33
[chuckles] She didn’t get briefed on it, I got briefed. I ain’t talkin’ to anybody about it. So keep pursuing, keep asking Linda.
Linda R 0:45
Yeah, so, was a bomb squad sent to the Pentagon?
iON 0:53
Lots of them. They’re trying to contain the, they’re trying to contain the aliens who are not containable.
Linda R 1:02
Okay. So some of the aliens escaped, but some of them were still there.
iON 1:09
That’s right. That’s what the cementing, that’s what the cementing of the tunnels was about. If you look at the rings of the Pentagon, and you look at the tunnels underneath, that’s all available. You can find out about it. They’re trying to take it down now off of the internet, but you can — you’re very clever, you can figure it out.
Linda R 1:33
Okay, so, so the ones that are there are throwing a fit. Is that what’s going on?
iON 1:44
Throwing a fit. You mean killing people? Yeah, if that’s what you call throwin’ a fit, yeah.
Linda R 1:49
Okay, so they’re killing people. And they’re not — so how are they killing people? What are they using? What technology are they using?
iON 1:59
Their hands. The, the humanoids, the humanoids (indistinct/overtalk)
Bob 2:11
[chuckles] They’re upset because I saw the tapestry, Linda. I saw the tapestry.
iON 2:15
Stop, stop talkin’ that shit, Bob. [Bob chuckles] Why you gonna talk shit? Quit that. You’re gonna get your ass tore up.
Bob 2:23
Heh heh. I saw the tapestry. [Carolyn in background] What Carolyn? Even Carolyn’s telling me to stop it, Linda. I’m surrounded by naysayers. [Linda chuckles] People are interrupting the flow of information.
iON 2:35
Bob’s, Bob’s killin’, Bob’s killin’ the Capital Police with tap of the tapestry. That’s what’s happenin’ Linda with an R.
Linda R 2:44
So, so the — those aliens that are in the Pentagon, are they trying to escape or they’re just killing people?
iON 2:55
Mmm. Both. They’re a little bit country, and they’re a little bit rock and roll. A little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll.
Linda R 3:07
Okay. What’s got them so upset?
iON 3:11
The future revelation that the alien aliens are arriving.
Linda R 3:21
Oh, okay. So, well, how would killing people at the Pentagon resolve that issue? Is it just because they wanna get out of there before the aliens come?
iON 3:35
It doesn’t. It just — it doesn’t! They kill things all the time. It got out of hand, so they had to make a lockdown. So they had to make a big deal. So they had to say one dude got killed when it was a bigger thing, much bigger thing than that. They had to have a reason in the news flow to say, Houston, we have a problem.
Linda R 4:00
How many humans were killed?
iON 4:04
Today or in total?
Linda R 4:08
Both.
iON 4:11
Today was 16; in total it was about 1000 give or take.
Linda R 4:15
Oh. Today you said it was 16 or 60?
iON 4:23
16 today. It’s been one less than 17.
Linda R 4:28
Okay. And how many aliens were killed?
iON 4:34
None.
Linda R 4:36
Okay. So how do these aliens get killed? What kind of technology has to be used?
iON 4:44
They haven’t — none, none have been killed yet.
Linda R 4:48
Oh, okay.
iON 4:50
So far. They’re holdin’ on. [singing] Hold on, I’m comin’.
Linda R 4:59
Are they still in lockdown?
iON 5:04
Yes, they are, and it’s gotten worse.
Linda R 5:10
So, what is, what is the desirable outcome for us? I mean what
iON 5:21
You better ask Bob that.
Linda R 5:24
Okay. So, is this going to be a standoff that’s going to happen for a while or
Music 5:33
(music suddenly starts) "The Entertainer."
Bob 5:38
Oh, now you did it, Linda. Thanks a lot, Linda. [Linda laughs] Let me drown that out.
